takashi shirogane (
earthshine) wrote2023-02-05 05:32 am
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⊚ noctium ic contact.

RESIDENCE ✦ Emerald District Apartment #51
JOB ✦ Gembond Guardian
GEMBOND ✦ Sapphire
Hi, this is Shiro. Sorry I'm unavailable at the moment, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
INFO ✧ PERMISSIONS ✧ KINKLIST ✧ EXTRA
backdated to senpai's birthday
But today isn't about that or anything else. Today is Shiro's birthday (ish) and now that they've both added one more survived calamity to their belts, it's time to just enjoy one day. The kittens hadn't necessarily gone along with the program, but teeny scratches be damned all ten of them are wearing a little party hat in honor of the occasion. And of course, it's all worth it when he gets to see them all attempting to climb Shiro. The word for this one is much easier to find -- adorable, though nobody is going to find out who Keith is calling adorable here. AHem.
But in any event, when cake has been eaten, an inflatable kiddie pool has been offered up partly in jest, and the babies have all puttered out of energy and have fallen asleep on the couch, it's time to head to the park where Shiro's actual present (and yet another victim of dragon hoarding) is waiting. Emerald Park is quiet at night, pretty even now that the sky isn't blood red and spewing ash. Though Keith wouldn't say he's entirely relaxed, it's close enough. With just a tiny burst of mana, he starts a breeze that makes the nearby tree branches rustle. Laughing a little to himself, he turns to Shiro: ]
Alright. I stashed it in that forest everyone keeps saying is haunted. You're not too scared to go in there, are you?
idk who this senpai is
a mystery for the ages....
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text; during the powder festivities
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this is shiro's 'game-on that dick is mine' face
i'm laughing.. shiro pls.....
abort, abort
I can't believe this
i can already see it. this comb thing is going to become a joke, just like the gills
you are entirely correct
GREAT. shiro's existence is pain.
just be glad keith won't be writing a song about it
... sigh. istg that song better not inspire a shiro fanclub.
shiro gunning for that harem
no no. the only play boy here is keith.
excuse you keith has never stripped and given a crowd wood
... this is why shiro needs a chaperone. why does keith leave him alone.
don't put shiho's bad behavior on keith now...
i'm having nightmares of shiho becoming a chippendale dancer at a seedy underground club.
i see you want to give them BOTH a heart attack
he's a sapphire. i hate that it isn't 100% off the table.
/closes eyes. guess keith's gonna have to duct tape shiho to a chair...
sapphire shiho might actually like keith taping him up??? means some kinky things are coming next??
sapphire shiho is so wonderfully optimistic
five hours later: hello? keith? you’re coming back right????
...why does imagining this make me sad.
it's okay. hopefully bitchface can claw at the tape and set him free.
bitchface is the hero they don't deserve
she needs to come save them here too
bitchface meows loudly in the bg keith like GOTTA GO CAT MUST BE DYING
shiro shoves keith out of the way to run to bitchface's aid. BABY ARE YOU OK??
WOW shiro. stop monopolizing their daughter
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voice | un: PrincessAllura | Dated to probably closer to when she came back? fdsjlk I'm slow
At least she was reasonably sure he knew that she was alive and okay.
Finally, gathering her courage, she sends a message:]
Hello, Shiro. Have you been... well?
[Great. That's a nice and normal way to talk to a friend after you ran out on them after manipulating them to tell you the truth of your father's death!]
voice; un: shiro // LOL you're ttly fine.
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backdated to may monster times
moosebusiness out in the living room, he'll hear keith's sweet, dulcet voice from the bedroom. ]HOW TO PREP FOR GAY. ANAL. SEX.
[ ... suffice to say, research is going swimmingly when you're a tengu fighting the good fight against a)handlessness, b)questionable speech-to-text functionality and c) heteronormativity in your search results. and to think keith started this earnest endeavor all discreet whispers... ]
i can't believe this is game canon
IT WAS TOO FUNNY.
quality shitposts only
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i don't know what i'm doing with my life
i approve of your life choices.
this feels like a fever dream just fyi
just wait until the mail arrives.
I AM PRE CIRNGING
i cringed super hard. and have now slightly recovered.
i have not recovered in the slightest
i still can't believe how much that dumb comic impacted your rp life.
i'm honestly ont sure what happened
the rp police. you've become what you hate.
i don't like this plot twist
ig i need to start watching what i tag around you. since you're a rp copper now ://
yes be on your best behavior
my best behavior is still such a low standard.
guess you're going to rp jail then
take me away copper.
/throws away the cell key
so this is where i die.
it was nice knowing you :c
i'm surprised to hear you say that.
if it unsettles you i can take it back
you should. it wasn't midnight.
oh true. consider it removed from the record.
everything is as it should be.
yes, can't go upsetting the natural balance of the universe
i wonder if there's a universe out there where we're nice to each other all the time cept @ midnight
I wonder if in that universe you're on keith and i play shiro
... this is such an odd thing to picture.
it makes me laugh tho
i wonder if that universe's noct sheith is as embarrassing.
:/ i feel stupdiity is somehow integral to the functioning of this relationship?
it kind of is. the more stupid they are, the more in love they are... or smth.
truly the most hopeless fools….
forever morons.
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text; 1/2
babe i think i made an ass out of myself in class
the prof wanted us to discuss hardships we were facing in our lives that we can channel into art
he made us sit in a fucking circle and everything and
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text; 1/2
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apparently i am just as HOPELESS as keith sdfhkl;
don't you mean hopdldxx?
SHAMING ME....!!
I ACCEPT YOU
;~;
shhhh it's ok. 1/2
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:/
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text;
which is to say, keith had genuinely been relieved when the professor walked in, shushed up the class and turned on the television for some ambient noise. why he ever allowed himself to be lulled into the satisfying routine of observing, sketching, observing, shading is a mystery to all considering the start to the day, but drawing has a way of hitting the perfect sweet spot between calming and challenging. it's nice to know that he's getting better at drawing -- at least, his more carttoonish stick figures look a little less childish.
but as the tv goes from reports on government proposals to local news, the mood shifts very abruptly. keith doesn't look up at first when the anchor speaks. ]
In local news, one of Sumarlok's fine police officers had a very eventful morning. Local favorite, Bubbly Sweet Bakeshop owners had a terrible fright when an alligator grabbed their puppy, Charlemagne, and dragged him into the lake behind their property.
[ so far, so good. keith's peach is coming along nicely. ]
As you can see from this extraordinary footage, this police officer who happened to be present, lept right into action and jumped into the lake after the alligator. There was a thirty second period of wrestling whereupon the officer was able to free Charlemagne from the gator's jaws. Incredibly, he managed to do so while keeping what appears to be an eclair clamped between his teeth the entire time.
[ eclair? keith twitches, suddenly having a strange feeling about this whole story. he looks up just in time to see shiro looking a little sheepish, but smiling wide as the reporter holds a microphone by his face. keith physically jumps to his feet, yelping: ]
Shiro!
[ earning himself confused looks from his fellow classmates. without so much as another word, keith ducks out of the class, phone in hand. as he slams the door behind him, he hears the tailend of shiro's response . ]
to lend a hand.
[ if nothing else, the fact that shiro's making horrible puns on national television is every indication that his boy is more than fine, but that bit of reassurance only sinks in when keith pulls up the broadcast on his phone in time to hear the reporter announce: ]
Thankfully, both Officer Shirogane and Charlemagne will be just fine. Officer Shirogane has returned to duty with a very full box of well deserved goodies.
[ heart thudthudthudding, keith pulls up shiro on his message list and types: ]
holy shit?????
[ yes, real specific. ]
text;
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i can't believe this.
as i always say, you brought this upon yourself
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now it is YOU who is making this shitpost sad
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you started us off on this path!!
yeah well. you weren't supposed to follow my example.
i dont like this double standard!!
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annnnnnd we're back to stupid. you pulled us out of the sad.
FOR NOW. i don't doubt they'll be emo in a few more tags
... you're right. i need to prepare myself.