[ oblivious to the cloud -- and how he’s been dwarfed yet again -- shiro’s features slack on shock, momentarily going stock still before his brain catches up. help him comes quickly but not quickly enough. he’s half a second from dropping down to a knee when there’s an i don’t and then a hand being held up in the equivalent of a dismissal. frowning again, he watches keith closely and…
okay. horny? that was a good one.
he laughs despite the concern; first as an amused huff and then a more fully formed chuckle. ]
Can’t say that I have… [ a smile overtakes the urge to frown and he looks considerably less suspicious as he finally gets around to sitting down on the grass beside keith, still facing toward him. however, it’s all a guise because of course evading shiro isn’t that easy. nice try with the unintentional pun though. ]
his best is shit l:
okay. horny? that was a good one.
he laughs despite the concern; first as an amused huff and then a more fully formed chuckle. ]
Can’t say that I have… [ a smile overtakes the urge to frown and he looks considerably less suspicious as he finally gets around to sitting down on the grass beside keith, still facing toward him. however, it’s all a guise because of course evading shiro isn’t that easy. nice try with the unintentional pun though. ]
… How many horny unicorns have you run into?