[ they're basically on the equivalent of a movie set with plenty of cewq hands making last minute preparationss, there isn't a single fucking reason one conversation should carry over the hustling .... and yet it does. their eccentric porn director makes his grand appearance and his half baked attempt at a private conversation with shiro does nothing to keep keith from overhearing every word. he opens his mouth, more furious than mortified, but before he can get a word of protest out, a woman with a large powder puff and make up palette in her hands comes striding towards him. without warning, she angles his jaw towards him and tuts. ]
Oh, sweet thing, don't make that face at me. I'm going to make you look perfect for the cameras.
[ keith continues to glower as she dabs cover up and powder over the scar on his cheek until the burn scar disappears. ]
There! Can't have our star twink looking like the pegasoreass already took a nibble, right?
[ clearly it's a rhetorical question as the lady looks over her shoulde, cooing as another crew member dressed in a costume modified to cradle a large reptile skinned strap on waddles up to the set. ]
You look amazing! Come on, lets get that cock glittered up!
[ it's at this point, keith completely loses his train of thought. head blank, he forgets what he was doing, why he was angry and only when lon sheremi winks at him and says something about a read through that he halfway seizes upon reflex like he's grabbing for his knnife, but finds nothing strapped to his back.
lon sheremi sits at his chair with a pleased smile as he watches the make up artist applying glue and glitter to the dong of jurassic dong before clapping his hands. ]
You there! Hugh Jass! You've got the first line! Wakey, wakey. Here we go, first official read of this baby!
[ keith shoots shiro a bemused look like he wants the guy to confirm this is reality before he numbly glances down at his script. ]
~*~Jurassic Dong: Life Finds A Way~*~ c:
[ funny. keith didn't know reading just the title would make his soul want to leave his body. lon continues to read produly as the crew hands gather round. ]
The scene opens in a lab, the camera panning out from between Dr. Hugh Jass's legs as he strides forward to the door to securely lock it. He turns to dr. miles long with a frazzled look of serious concern, as he starts to remove his lab coat. He motions to Dr. Miles Long. Dr. Miles Long who is positioned behind camera walks hurriedly onto the set looking confused. From outside the lab, a loud roar seems to rattle the window pane.
[ the first lin is, of course, keith's but he misses the cue to speak by two beats, earning himself an ahem from lon. ]
Oh uh...Dr. Long. Still stripping as he walks to the bench furthest away from the locked door -- do I have to read what's in the brackets?
[ lon sheremi gives keith the most incredulous look before bursting into fond laughter: ]
Look at this simpleton upstar. No, kid. Just read the dialogue, I'll read the cues.
[ keith shoots the man a death glare that goes missed, but complies with the rest of the line. ]
Dr. Long -- Miles, please. There isn't much time. When I and the other scientists of InJean Tech cloned the Pegasoreasses, we genetically engineered them to ensure they would all be female as a means of population control. What we didn't know was that meddling with nature could lead to something disastrous. You see, the toad DNA we spliced into their genome gave them the ability to grow penile appendages and now their biological instincts to reproduce are out of control. They'll fuck everything and everyone in sight and the only way to keep them away is if ...
[ keith pauses briefly, eyes narrowed with intense incredulity as he finishes the line. ]
...if they smell the pheromones produced from sexual activity.
his personality is perfect
Oh, sweet thing, don't make that face at me. I'm going to make you look perfect for the cameras.
[ keith continues to glower as she dabs cover up and powder over the scar on his cheek until the burn scar disappears. ]
There! Can't have our star twink looking like the pegasoreass already took a nibble, right?
[ clearly it's a rhetorical question as the lady looks over her shoulde, cooing as another crew member dressed in a costume modified to cradle a large reptile skinned strap on waddles up to the set. ]
You look amazing! Come on, lets get that cock glittered up!
[ it's at this point, keith completely loses his train of thought. head blank, he forgets what he was doing, why he was angry and only when lon sheremi winks at him and says something about a read through that he halfway seizes upon reflex like he's grabbing for his knnife, but finds nothing strapped to his back.
lon sheremi sits at his chair with a pleased smile as he watches the make up artist applying glue and glitter to the dong of jurassic dong before clapping his hands. ]
You there! Hugh Jass! You've got the first line! Wakey, wakey. Here we go, first official read of this baby!
[ keith shoots shiro a bemused look like he wants the guy to confirm this is reality before he numbly glances down at his script. ]
[ funny. keith didn't know reading just the title would make his soul want to leave his body. lon continues to read produly as the crew hands gather round. ]
The scene opens in a lab, the camera panning out from between Dr. Hugh Jass's legs as he strides forward to the door to securely lock it. He turns to dr. miles long with a frazzled look of serious concern, as he starts to remove his lab coat. He motions to Dr. Miles Long. Dr. Miles Long who is positioned behind camera walks hurriedly onto the set looking confused. From outside the lab, a loud roar seems to rattle the window pane.
[ the first lin is, of course, keith's but he misses the cue to speak by two beats, earning himself an ahem from lon. ]
Oh uh...Dr. Long. Still stripping as he walks to the bench furthest away from the locked door -- do I have to read what's in the brackets?
[ lon sheremi gives keith the most incredulous look before bursting into fond laughter: ]
Look at this simpleton upstar. No, kid. Just read the dialogue, I'll read the cues.
[ keith shoots the man a death glare that goes missed, but complies with the rest of the line. ]
Dr. Long -- Miles, please. There isn't much time. When I and the other scientists of InJean Tech cloned the Pegasoreasses, we genetically engineered them to ensure they would all be female as a means of population control. What we didn't know was that meddling with nature could lead to something disastrous. You see, the toad DNA we spliced into their genome gave them the ability to grow penile appendages and now their biological instincts to reproduce are out of control. They'll fuck everything and everyone in sight and the only way to keep them away is if ...
[ keith pauses briefly, eyes narrowed with intense incredulity as he finishes the line. ]
...if they smell the pheromones produced from sexual activity.